The leftovers
a s-xual act similar to the gl-ss bottom boat in which one partner defecates on the other partners face and then applies saran wrap in order to hold the fecal matter to their face usually when the second partner is asleep or otherwise restrained.
“dude, i can’t believe that katie let you give her the leftovers after you took her to dinner”
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