The Problem
a very serious issue when your b-tthole itches, and you can’t scratch it (because you’re in public, on a date, at a party, etc)
you: matthew, what is wrong? why are you standing in that corner?
matthew: man, i got ‘the problem’ real bad!
what you say to freak your best friends bf out….if you are extremely jealous.
i’m sooooo jealous your dating lisa, but you do know she’s got the problem…
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