The Likening


a condition that occurs when a girl adds you on facebook or begins to show more interest in you by liking all your comments and status updates. clear sign that she is d.t.f.

see “shooting fish in a barrel”
“here we go again, ‘the likening’ has occurred. better stock up on condoms and molly, this booty’s in the bank”

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