The Lingo


an odd sort of phrases and vocabulary used by jeff wu, omar hafez, julius seok, and neil choudary, all of langley high school, mclean, virginia. they also seem to have a fascination with appending the suffix “-ed” to any sort of word along with the word “hard” after it, perhaps relating to some comical event that occurred to them recently.
“yeah i dunno about that.”

“k can you not.”

“c-can you just stop. thx.”

“i think we’d better go.”

“you can’t touch the godly.”

“ok.” (with the voice)

“peace out, a-town.”

” -ed hard.”

“…or what’s going on.”

“yeah definitely not.”

“yeah good luck with that.”

“way to verb.”
specifically – “way to overly state the overly obvious.”

“way to be adjective.”

“way to be a(n) noun.”

“wow.” + any of the above

“are you joking?” (with the look)

“are you through?”

“spammage of the gay/godly.”

“school… what the f-ck is going on?”

“meh.”

“worthless dude.”

“soooooo gay.”

“blowage.”

“wanna send, post haste, kthx.”

“too hot.”

“noice.”

“nyahhhhhh”

“peace out, a-town”

“s-xy” in situations where it doesn’t make any sense
example: “my profile is d-mn s-xy.”

“asap” where it doesn’t make sense
example: “i failed that physics test, asap.”

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