The Lion King
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ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by elton john and the voice of darth vader as the king mufasa. a story closely related to macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.
johnny: the lion king is the best animated movie ever.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on your partners face, then taking your right thumb and smearing the s-m-n from left to right across their forehead and saying in a rafiki-like voice, “simmbaaa”.
that chick took my copy of the lion king last night!
best thing disney ever came up with
mulan was good
hercules was better
aladdin had a happy ending
a goofy movie made my life
adventure buddies were all mistakes
winnie the pooh close, so close
but the lion king: it’s got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and the lion king 1.5 is pretty epic: pumbaa and timon’s perspective. it’s a win!
when one male c-ms on the face of a female and wipes it on her forehead as shown in the lion king when rafiki rubs paint on simba’s face.
paul wanted to show kate what the true meaning of the lion king is.
when you hear the song king of africa by crookers, the last person to lift up a girl in the air has to take penalty determined by the others playing the game.
two players cannot pick up the same girl.
let’s play the lion king
‘nants ingonyama bagithi baba
sithi uhhmm ingonyama
ingonyama’
pick up the nearest girl to you
right before c-mming, you pull out and splooge in the paml of your hand. then you place your thumb in it, coat it in c-m and smeer the same pattern on the girl;s forhead that the monkey did to simba in the lion king.
this is followed by holding her up by her shoulders on display.
i gave the girl the lion king and then displayed her to the crowd. everyone cheered
a s-xual act consisting of -j-c-l-t-ng on a girl’s face, drawing a line across her forehead with the s-m-n, and whispering “simba”.
i took your mom out last night and gave her the lion king.
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