the lonely island


the lonely island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. it is composed of akiva schaffer, andy samberg, and jorma taccone. all of which now write for snl, and are in charge of the digital shorts.
the lonely island is kablam-o!
1. the genius’s behind ‘j-zz in my pants’ and ‘i’m on a boat’

2. andy, jorma, and akiva

3. awesometown!

4. hot rod

5. sat-rdaynight live
the lonely island’s new alb-m ‘incredibad’ is amazing.
an american parody act consisting of andy samberg, akiva schaffer and jorma taccone that feature heavily on sat-rday night live.

they write and perform their own brand of awesomeness with hits such as j-zz in my pants, i’m on a boat, d-ck in a box, boombox and most recently i just had s-x.

celebs such as t- pain, justin timberlake, rihanna, jessica alba and akon are -ssociated with the trio.

they are epic!!!!!!!
the lonely island – brilliance
a trio of probably the coolest white guys of the decade, possibly the century. it is compised of akiva schaffer, jorma taccone, and andy samburg. they are known for hits such as: i just had s-x, jack sparrow, j-zz in my pants, and more.
guy #1:hey. what do you think of “the lonely island”

guy #2: i wanna be all three of them at once. thats how good they are
madagascar.
hey, man! let’s take a vacation trip to the lonely island!
a comedy trio that is hilarious. best known for the youtube sensation “j-zz in my pants” that was also featured on snl. other works of genius by them include: “on a boat (featuring t-pain),” “ka-blamo!,” “bing bong brothers (parody of ‘the whisper song’ by the ying yang twins),” “we like sportz,” “just 2 guyz,” “stork patrol,” and others. all 3 of them (andy samberg, jorma taccone, akiva schaffer) perform on/write for sat-rday night live (snl.)
have and alb-m out called “incredibad.”
the lonely island are involved in sat-rday night live sensations such as “d-ck in a box” and “lazy sunday”

they are also incredibly fit. girls think they are hot. ’cause they are.
person #1: hey, who are those hunks from that movie, “hot rod”?

person #2: that would be the lonely island. duh.
a group of comedians whose originality/novelty does little to make up for their lack of comedic skill. often falling back on shock humor and swearing because their comedy lacks substance, the trio has managed to acquire an online following seemingly more focused on getting in on the latest craze than finding intelligent, well-written comedy. using this online following, the lonely island began writing for an already poorly written snl. essentially kicking it while it was down, the lonely island has managed to make snl even worse by using their already-stale comedic (if i dare say that) style. spreading like a virus over the internet, the lonely island threatens replace quality comedy with little more than novelty and one-time-laughs (at best). andy samberg (hot rod) is by far the worst of the three.
why do people watch that “the lonely island” sh-t?

i don’t know i guess because everyone else does.

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