The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)
a fart that travels up the entire length of one’s b-ttcrack before “sputtering”, “squealing” or going “pop, pop, pop” once it reaches the lower back. this generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
the long haul trucker (fart) scenario#1:”man, i gotta fart, but there’s so many people in the car.. i’ll just ease one out..uh, oh! uh oh! “squeeeeeeeeeal, pop!” oops.
the long haul trucker (fart)”scenario#2: “oh my g-d, i’ve been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, i totally gotta sh-t! i’ll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no..”slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!”
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