The Lucas Touch


opposite of the midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog sh-t. referencing george lucas, whose involvement with such films as ‘howard the duck’, ‘radioland murders’, the star wars prequels, ‘battlefield earth’, ‘red tails’ and recently ‘strange magic’ turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.
“hey brah, you going to see strange magic this weekend?”
“no way, bro, that has the stink of the lucas touch all over it!”
(both guys high-five)

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