The Lucky Levi
while standing in line pull your d-ck out and put it in the back pocket of the person in front of you and then asking them for a dollar. when they reach back for their wallet they get a handful, or fingerfull, of p-n-s and you get a handy j but probably not the dollar.
jack was tired of standing in line at the dmv so he gave the person in front of him the lucky levi.
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