The Lumberjack


when two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral s-x and the other -n-l s-x, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.
my buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.
the lumberjack is a s-xual move in which a female administers a bl-wj-b to a male who has allowed his pubic hairs to grow into an impressive bush. the female deepthroats the p-n-s in such a way so that it looks like the male’s pubic hairs are a large beard on the womans face.
“dude, nicole may look like a super babe, but she’s the burliest, manliest hottie when she’s giving the lumberjack.”
the act of taking a dump in the woods while yelling timber!!! you should always dig a hole first so not to disturb the animals habitat.
everytime i am in the woods and i have to do the lumberjack…i always dig a hole first because i am a professional and i respect the animals.
the lumberjack is a s-xual finishing move, wherein a man is having s-x with a woman doggie style. when the man is ready to finish, he wraps his legs around the woman and begins to chop her in the kidneys as though he were trying to chop down a tree. the goal of the lumberjack is for the man to hang on until he finishes inside of the woman, while yelling “timber!”
eric was feeling especially kinky one night, so he decided he would pull the lumberjack on megan and chop that b-tch down.
fisting a girl in the -ss and v-g-n-, in a lumberjack sawing motion.
in bed.. with a male/ feamle doing the fisting

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