The Lurker


n. the guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. he doesn’t really ever do anything; he just looks like he’s about to. the lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to snow and vanilla ice. also seen at nascar events.
be careful dude, i saw the lurker over there last week.

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