The Mac Eject Noise
the sound that a computer made by apple makes when ejecting a cd/dvd. this noise just so happens to be better than s-x. even s-x with gary oak, and trust me, that is good s-x.
so, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard i tried, i just couldn’t blow my top 🙁
she was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that marvin gaye alb-m. low and behold as she ejects the cd from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!
she doesn’t like the taste, it was bad. she now hates the mac eject noise 🙁
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