The Macedonian Bathing Suit
noun
unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the macedonian bathing suit is the opposite of the european “mono kini”, where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. the macedonian bathing suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the macedonian wearer.
“wow, look at that hottie over there in the macedonian bathing suit, i can’t believe she isn’t wearing a bottom.”
“i got a really bad burn on my “hoo hah” this weekend while wearing my macedonian bathing suit to the beach.”
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