the mad deucer


a person who mysteriously takes p–ps in bathrooms ironically but not in a toilet. usually in obscure places which make it hard for the janitor kenny to clean up.
steve: did u hear about that guy at athens he takes sh-ts all over the floor.

mr. scott: ya of course thats the mad deucer!

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