The Mad Dog
when preparing to f-ck a girl in the dark, swap your condom package for an alka-seltzer package. she will hear the package rip open and -ssume everything is normal. now, quickly cram the effervescent tablet up that b-tch’s box and watch in awe as it foams and bubbles out of her c-nt, resembling a rabid dog’s mouth. the f-ck-savvy may be able to get a few quick pumps in before the wh-r- realizes what’s happening. good luck and g-dspeed.
“dammit, i need to go get my p-ssy evacuated now.”
“why?”
“tony just gave me the mad dog.”
“again?!?!”
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