The Man Draw


the draw in which all household items which arent neccaseraly needed are placed. it is full of wires, take-away menus and keys to houses/cars you dont even own anymore. this draw is usually allocated by the man and is most likely situated in the kitchen next to the false draw under the sink.
oh man, i need to go to my old house n steal a nokia 3432 from 1995 and use it to order a chinese take out or my dog will diee.

wait, i dont have a dog.. why is there a collar in the man draw?

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