The Maraca
when you f-ck someone so violently that their ribs shatter
d-mn tim, i turned stacy into the maraca this morning
the maraca is achieved when someone inserts their m-ssive throbbing c-ck into someone else’s -n-s or v-g-n- and thrashes it around inside them until the other persons ribs shatter. the broken bits of ribs should produce a rattling sound when the person is shaken.
yea tim, i turned stacy into the maraca last night.
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