The Marburger
said man blows his load on a plate, whereby, he proceeds to snort the sperm off of the plate. this is followed by placing one’s nose and face in the women’s groin area and blowing a snot rocket into the v-g-n-l area where said woman can become pregnant.
woman, “hey i would like to get pregnant without having s-x or going to a fertility clinic” man, “i have the perfect solution!! lets do the marburger!!”
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