the maria


the maria is when a man takes his d-ck and b-lls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no d-ck but a hairy p-ssy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes
dont do the maria for your relatives

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