The Mario of
the phrase,”the mario of”, pertains to things that seem to be mediocre. derived from all multi-player nintendo games where mario is kind of the “middle of the road” character when it comes to the attributes of the player.
speed…….—
acceleration—
weapons…..—
handling….—
braking…..—
the chevy cobalt is like the mario of vehicles isn’t it?
denny’s is the mario of restaurants.
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