The Marmaduke
a s-xual act in which the male f-cks the female until he -j-c-l-t-s inside her v-g-n-. he the continues f-cking her until his -j-c-l-t- is frothy. he the proceeded to retrieve an ice-cream cone and serve the -j-c-l-t- to the female.
she asked if i was willing to give her the marmaduke, and i said yes; but i was out of ice-cream cones.
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