The Marti menchaca
a fart that smells realy bad and last for 3 hours without going away. often smelling like rotting pumpkins or los norias(the oil fields) using fabreeze or oust dose not work it only mixes with the smell causeing it to smell like sh-t mixed with flowers
someone just pulled the marti menchaca in youth group! the fabreeze dosen’t work!
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