The Marty Groves
a forest in ohio where you take sl-ts in your jeep and f-ck them right in their fat -ss so hard that their v-g-n- gets stuck in the shifter kn-b and you have to use your winch to get them off.
last night, i took olivia to the marty groves and got her tight tw-t impaled on my big black kn-b. third gear smells so f-ckin’ good!!
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