the mastadon
dual fisting: a s-xual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (-n-s and v-g-n-)
jamaal: dude your hands smell like sh-t
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night
a s-xual move that is often considered the most awesomely brutal way to pleasure your woman. first, you have her turn around and bend over as you back away a good 20-30 fists. then, you make a tight fist with your thumb on the inside (you’ll find out why shortly). then, you ram at her full speed, shoving your fist straight up her v-g-n-, while crying out “mastadon!!”.
i just gave that chick the mastadon from 40 fists away!
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