the master wank
the master w-nk is when a male is at climax, he hits his p-n-s against an object creating an explosion of s-m-n flying across the room. this move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the s-m-n directly onto (or into) a target.
last night was so good! i gave her a taste of the master w-nk.
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