anus missile
the art of sh-tting a fiery t-rd at lightning speed. often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. you won’t be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
“dude, i just p-ssed this huge -n-s missile!!”
“that’s f-cking disgusting”
“it hurt like satan f-cked me with a branding iron”
“good f-ck, that sounds ridiculous”
“it was, bro, it was”
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