The Maury Effect
the maury effect:
the percentage certain that any given “ho” is that a particular “tool” is her “baby daddy” is directly and inversely proportionate the likelihood that said “tool” is in fact the father.
example:
the maury effect:
ho: -shouting- ” 120% sure wongjohn is my baby daddy!”
maury: “wongjohn is not the father!
ho: -runs from stage and throws self on groung-
-n-lysis: because said “ho” was 120% certain wongjohn was the father, there was a 120% lieklihood that he was not the father.
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