the mayor
top definition
a friend who is way too much of a social b-tterfly–knows a lot of peeps and is constantly stopping for quick heart-to-hearts with everyone they run into (this is annoying when you want their complete attention or you are trying to get somewhere on time)
yo, who are you, the f-cking mayor?
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one who everyone in the hood turns to when the have a problem, issue, concern, what have you
the mayor usually is smart, and/or has some connections that he can use to help people
the cops been ridin’ my -ss lately, i think i’ma call the mayor get political on they -ss
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nick-name for fred hoiberg of the minnesota timberwolves
the mayor is just unstoppable from the 3-point line
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people use “the mayor” instead of “cool” or “rocks”. my friends brother started saying it, and now lots of people have started using that expression. the opposite of “the mayor” would be “the janitor” which we use also.
“that party last night was the mayor!” ex for “the janitor”….”school is the janitor.”
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the mayor is yet another one of batavia’s b-ms. often seen wearing a cowboy hat and boots. although he is not the actual mayor he takes sh-ts twice as big as the real mayor.
the mayor waved at me today.
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