The Mays Accord


a rule that states the following: a person’s caps-lock key can not be permanently turned on during the typing of a sentence, phrase, paragraph, etc., unless they are paying a tribute to billy mays.
person 1: omg i went to school today and got suspended.

person 2: you broke the mays accord. unless that is somehow a tribute to billy mays, i suggest you turn your caps-lock key off before billy rises from the dead and slaps you straight back to africa.

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