the maytag


putting a girls upper torso in the dryer and turning it on so the blades h-t her in the head as you f-ck her from behind
last nite i gave this b-tch the maytag

Read Also:

  • the meep

    a mentally r-t-rded person with a small head that makes a soudn like this… reeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wtf is that sound? dude? its the meep!! what the f-ck? the meep is an interdimentional being that is undefinable by any human measurement. however it manifests itself as a head with a huge smile and special ears. it […]

  • The Merp

    a fictional std, that is both mrsa and herpes. used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross. “dude, don’t go near her. you’ll get the merp.”

  • The Michael Half-Smile

    smiling while trying not to smile, then doing it anyways, but not really. guy 1- did you see that guy do the michael half-smile? guy 2- yeah man. he looked really confused.

  • The Mike

    when one decides to overtake a car against oncoming traffic, whilst fiddling with a 15 year old girl. mate i was sh-t scared the other day, bob decided to do the mike when we were on our way to college!

  • The Party Popper

    while receiving a bl-w j-b, discretely stuff confetti and/or glitter into your b-tthole. when you are ready to -j-c-l-t- pull out and aim for your partner’s eyes. while your partner is temporarily blinded, turn around, spread your b-tt cheeks, and fart directly in their face. this should expel the colorful contents of your b-tthole with […]


Disclaimer: the maytag definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.