The Party Popper
while receiving a bl-w j-b, discretely stuff confetti and/or glitter into your b-tthole. when you are ready to -j-c-l-t- pull out and aim for your partner’s eyes. while your partner is temporarily blinded, turn around, spread your b-tt cheeks, and fart directly in their face. this should expel the colorful contents of your b-tthole with enough force that it will explode all over your partner’s face, much like a party popper. if performed correctly the glitter and/or confetti should adhere to the -j-c-l-t- you previously plastered on your partner’s face. sit back and enjoy the masterpiece you’ve created.
i gave my girl the party popper last night. her face looked like a birthday cake.
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