The Mechanic

someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it’s their favorite s-xual act to perform. you know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.
garrett: “dude, did you hear about what tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!”
kyle: “no. was he drunk f-ckin’ them?”
garrett: “no, his d-ck was in his pants the whole time! he was just giving out rim jobs!!”
kyle: “holy h-ll, now we get to call tyler the mechanic.”
the mechanic is a s-xual position where the guy slides under the girl like a mechanic under a car. she is on all fours and the guy is underneath. the guy bends his knees and puts his feet squarely on the bed. then pushed off his feet in order to thrust
yeah bro she was going wild when i gave her the mechanic last night
a s-xual position that should be performed at an early or late time in s-xually relations. it is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect p-n-s, turns it upside-down, and attempts to f-ck the female as if she was a dog. it is called “the mechanic” because the p-n-s, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.
guy #1 “yo man, is that your new b-tch?”

guy # 2 “yeah no doubt, she’s the best. last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator f-ckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. all that sh-t is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic.”

guy #1 “that’s f-cking impossible. there’s no way you did the mechanic.”

guy #2 “pay up p-ssy”