the meep
a mentally r-t-rded person with a small head that makes a soudn like this…
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wtf is that sound? dude?
its the meep!! what the f-ck?
the meep is an interdimentional being that is undefinable by any human measurement. however it manifests itself as a head with a huge smile and special ears. it also wears a spotted party hat. the earth, and everything, was created by the meep. after he was finished, he smiled from ear to ear and put on a wonderful party hat. the meep simultaneousely watches over everything and everyone on the earth and throughout the many universes under his jurisdiction. the meep has a strict moral code, wich can be summed up by three letters arranged as points on a triangle surrounding his beutiful head. these letters are h, d, and s. the meep stands for happiness, drugs, and sick beats.
larry’s gorgeous girlfriend: i love jesus 4 life! jesus is x-treme. he offers x-treme salvation through x-treme repentance for awesome sinz!
me: f-ck you b-tch, i’m representing the meep. he stands for hapiness, drugs, and sick beats. he doesn’t give a sh-t about anyone! he loves life, and himself.
larry’s gorgeous girlfriend: yeah, whatev. i hate all those things, especially hapiness. it makes me feel unclean.
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