The Megatron


tapping together all remote controls into one super remote.
the megatron… sky remote; tv remote; dvd remote; video remote; stereo remote inclusive. best to use duct tape.

says sofa masturbators not urban freewheelers


able: whats this?

kyle: the megatron!
similar to the donkey punch…
whilst having s-x in the doggy style position, the dealer yells out loud

“you have failed me for the last time star scream!”
followed by the dealer punching the receiver in the back of the head.
i totally gave jenny the megatron last night…one word… epicejac.
a s-x move involving the man pulling out of a woman while having s-x in the back of a truck, and dumping his load into the engine of the car.

in rare cases, the vehicle has been known to transform on site and immediately begin searching for the all spark.
oh what the h-ll! i really wish i never did the megatron because now my brand new truck it out searching the world for the all spark.
the connection of pubic hairs between a male/females -rs-crack and genitals. generally seen only went bent over… suggesting you are a “bad guy” and “don’t mess with him, the megatron will devourer you!”
(if only a picture could explain the megatron :p)

Read Also:

  • THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

    the mississippi mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during s-x he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the p–p to slide the womans face and body. this will look something like a mudslide dan i was sick yesterday and sarah came over and […]

  • Diarrhea Sunshine

    the act of excreting diarrhea on your partners face followed by a fresh yellow hot stream of urine. this process can only be amusing and fun if both partners are willing to sing the special song. now clap your hands and sing along! diarrhea..sunshine..on..a.. ..urinary…day..diarrhea..sunshine..wont.. you..come..out..and..play…diarrhea sunshine..now..don’t..you..dare..frown.. diarrhea..sunshine..i..stained..your..face.brown..diarrhea..sunshine..let..me..be.. your..fellow…diarrhea..sunshine..your.. teeth..are..now..yellow.

  • The Motorboat

    vibrating ones lips over a females, hopefully large, chest. the motorboat cannot be explained, only enjoyed.

  • diaspora voting

    a political vote in the eurovision song contest. when immigrants vote for their country of origin because they want to support their country regardless of the quality of the song. turkey’s high score in 2007 was mainly due to diaspora voting in france, germany, switzerland, belgium, the netherlands, and the united kingdom.

  • dibarfious

    so disgusting it makes one vomit twice. his cooking was dibarfious.


Disclaimer: The Megatron definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.