memphis dirt nap
banging a girl from behind and without breaking rythym you reach for a pillow, put it up to your rear, take a dump in it. then you flip the girl over like your about to go mish but instead you tenderly stuff the dirty side of pillow on her face and gently smother her for 5 seconds. then you jump out of bed and run out her kitchen door kicking over the garbage cans on the way out….
my ex girlfiend had me singin the blues the other night so i had to give her the memphis dirt nap
- kelsey mai
kelsey-mai can be known as a very loving and generous person. lots of people love her and she is compatible with almost every man. she can be b-tchy about liars but is mostly nice to their face however talks sh-t behind their back. loves mythical creatures and books. favourite animal is definitely a unicorn. ‘i […]
- liquid shard
a liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake. peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his b-m cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.
- covfefe lee
a term that refers to the “political mistake” committed by the children of singapore’s late prime minister lee kuan yew as they acrimoniously dispute the content of his will in public. prime minister lee hsien loong and his siblings and their wives could have avoided all the public embarr-ssment they brought upon themselves, and on […]
she’s fake but sometimes a good person. she expresses her feelings and gets attached to guys and makes them loose ur friends. but at times meiliah are understandably and sometimes difficult to handle omg she’s so rude she is just like a meiliah
the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it’s baconicity. adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it’s baconicity.