the memphis dirt nap

memphis dirt nap
banging a girl from behind and without breaking rythym you reach for a pillow, put it up to your rear, take a dump in it. then you flip the girl over like your about to go mish but instead you tenderly stuff the dirty side of pillow on her face and gently smother her for 5 seconds. then you jump out of bed and run out her kitchen door kicking over the garbage cans on the way out….
my ex girlfiend had me singin the blues the other night so i had to give her the memphis dirt nap

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