The Merlin


when a chick is blowing a man and said man pulls out of her mouth and blows his load on her chin. as the man sauce drips from the chin it forms a pointy white merlin-like beard
todd: have you gotten a bl-w j-b from your girlfriend yet?

james: h-ll yea!… i gave her the merlin last night!

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