the merry-go-round sing-along
the merry-go-round sing-along is a rare, and insanely difficult s-x move. to complete successfully, one must first be male. next, you must obtain one female s-x partner. (does not matter occupation, just female.) both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids’ signing channel, and have your b-tch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.
(aliases: merry, mgr, mary, spinner)
jake: dude, i just had the merry-go-round sing-along with kate!
john: whoa that’s hot.
kate: you’re a douchebag jake! we’re over.
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