the mess
synonym for sperm/s-m-n, preferably when -j-c-l-t-d onto a surface.
man, i laid the mess on donna’s face last night!
aka “ness,” possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a “fat” sense. the extreme of extremities.
“man! you just ate that whole d-mn pizza! that’s extreme ness-ness.”
or
“you just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!”
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