The Metamucil
when you are going doggy-style on a girl, you give her a donkey punch. then, while she is stunned, you reach into her -n-s and pull out her large intestine, string it around her neck, and strangle her to the point of p-ssing out. her p-ssing out causes a tightening of the v-g-n-l c-n-l and a pleasurable sensation.
i gave that b-tch the metamucil last night. her mum walked in so i donkey-punched her and gave her the metamucil aswel.
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