the method
a list of simple gestures so that the alternative male can “flirt” in public without anyone knowing.
the method:
1. make eye contact with person.
2. hand contact with the eye- this lets the person know you are “feeling,” or are interested, in them.
3. hand contact with the nose- this lets the person know you are not “feeling,” or are uninterested in them. or simply not up for it.
recap: eyes = like; nose = dislike.
i was walking down the street with my wife, and i spotted someone i’ve seen on the downlow. i used the method and now we have a date.
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