The Michael Cera Rule
michael cera is an actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) he’s an awkward teenager
2.) he finds a girl he likes, but she doesn’t like him back
3.) i the end, michael gets the girl, and has s-x with her
every movie he’s in, goes exactly like this
movies that follow the michael cera rule
michael cera in year one awkward teen, friends with jack black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn’t like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have s-x
michael cera in nick and nora’s infinite playlist is, again, an awkward teen. he meets nora, who, at first, thinks he’s a creep. then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have s-x on a thousand dollar couch.
in “superbad”, the girl does like him back, & they don’t have s-x.
“superbad” broke the the michael cera rule
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