the midwestern shave club


you get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to g-ngb-ng a girl , when it’s time to finish they -j-c-l-t- in a gl-ss , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? she was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the midwestern shave club ! we all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.

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