the mike pence is when you pour water on your g-y lover, electrocute them, and f-ck them in the -ss.
guy 1: oh my god! me and my lover just did the mike pence in bed!!
guy 2: holy sh-t! that’s gotta hurt.
a hot asf girl who always is pumpin up at parties who is incredible at dancing. normally they are smart asf, taking honors cl-sses, etc. might have bad eye sight because i blinded them with my beauty but you know… you get the point. (her boyfriend has a smol d-ck) whoa that’s a danyella? she […]
- heigh ho
1. used to express the fact that you cannot change a situation so you must accept it 2. expressing boredom, resignation, or jollity. “it was like talking to a brick wall. heigh-ho!”
- crack coc*n*l
doing a line of cocaine out of an -sshole candy cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, “i’ll just take a crack coc-n-l”
- erryn ferriby
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- toe lint
the lint of your socks jamming between your toes after a long day in your shoes. the difference between toe jam and toe lint is that toe jam is made of dead skin cells + dirt + sweat and toe lint is made of your sock’s lint. if you notice the new socks are more […]