The Millionare
== ”’the millionare”’ ==
derived from millionaire] . a millionaire (originally and sometimes still millionaire) is an individual whose net worth or wealth] exceeds one million units of currency]. it can also be a person who owns one million units of currency in a bank account or savings account. it can also be a person who spends over seven thousand dollars on strippers in one evening. depending on the currency (euros], dollars], stripper] dollars), a certain level of prestige is -ssociated with being a millionaire, which makes that amount of wealth a goal for some, and almost unattainable] for others .
“the millionare” is an urban legend] dating back to the late 21st century. as the legend goes…a young lad had traveled many many miles searching for answers to the questions of life. during this travel the young man reached a crossroad and was forced to decide on “”’ v.i.p.]”’, “”’the shower show]”'”, or the “”’the hot tub] ”'”…this young man could not decide and purchase all of them, thus creating a new destiny for himself, and raising the bar for every man to ever again visit the penthouse] club.
this man spent an unheard amount of money. in some towns it is believed that the man only known as the millionare], spent tens of thousands of dollars on women from every race], size] and shape] that hazy night on the seash-r-. even though this mythical figure was said to have spent a modest man’s salary on temporary gratification], he was still able to depart from this fairytale palace with a grin on his face and skip in his stride.
over the ages men from every inch of the world have tried to recreate the legend of the millionare, only to leave in disappoinment, bankrupt, divorced or diseased.
the legend of the millionare shall be retold for generations to come across the globe, in your town and in mine.
patron- “that guys tab was $10 thousand dollars!”
doorman- “yeah… he’s cool…i think he’s the millionare.”
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