the mud
the worst kind of diarrhea, usually occurring after a bowel-angering meal. typical stages of the mud include, but are not limited to: farts you don’t want to let out for fear that it won’t only be air, followed by 20+ minutes of -n-l h-ll. allow 15 minutes for cleanup.
colin: -knocks on bathroom door- chris, i need in there! the chipotle we ate wants out!
chris: i can’t leave….its the mud…the muuuud!!
colin: my g-d!
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