the mindfreak
to give your girl the business, switch with your friend in the middle and once she looks out the window she see’s you waving but once she looks back to see whose doin her its you again…the mnidfreak!
the mindfreak:”i was making love to my boyfriend when all of a sudden i see him waving to me out the window. my mind was blown so i waited a second gathered myself and thought was that really him…nahh but then i decided to check anyway and when i turned around poof he was there railing me just like before… but i smelled like his best friends cologne…wyrd?”
mmmmmiiiiiiiinnnnnddddfffffrrrrreeeeaaaaakkkkkk!
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