The Minister’s Cat


another name for a secret affair that is greatly sought after… much like that represented in nathaniel hawthorne’s cl-ssic work: the scarlet letter.
we snuck back to the hotel, and i tore that -ss up… i mean b-lls deep in the minister’s cat till she was singing the hallelujah chorus!

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