The Moby Dick
when a man m-st-rb-t-s in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to -j-c-l-t- he sticks only his d-ck-head out of the water and the spurts of j-sm look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.
i was in the hotel pool and pulled the moby d-ck but there were no towels around to clean up. i hope the chlorine is strong.
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