The Mohammed


when you’re having doggystyle s-x with a covered muslim woman, and you suddenly pull off her headscarf while saying “allahu akbar”, and then immediately bust a nut in her p-ssy.
you: how was the date with the muslim chick?
me: it was hot as f-ck, i even got to bust out the mohammed in the bedroom last night.

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