the mondays
a day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. the day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won’t be going by fast at all. symptoms generally include feeling like cr-p, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
“sounds like somebody’s got a case of the mondays.” ~ office sp-ce
the monday back to work after a killer party or parties. can also be used to describe any day that just really sucks -ss.
co-worker: hey are you okay? there’s a pair of woman’s underwear on your back, and you have the word “place b-lls here” tattooed under your mouth.
you: oh, don’t worry about that. i just have a case of the mondays.
co-worker: thank googness. i was getting worried.
a disease that affects every human being in the world on a monday. where you don’t want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy -ss.
guy 1: “man i don’t want to do anything today.”
guy 2: “looks like you’ve got a case of the mondays.”
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